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When I first arrived the Earthlings incarcerated me in a primitive jail. I could have beamed myself out but didn't want to arouse suspicion.


I stood and telepathically sent the Earthlings a message, "Read my mind." However, my repeated attempts to teach them to communicate in this fashion failed. After several years, I gave up and began to communicate with the Earthlings in their own dreadful language. I then had to say, "Read my lips.


I'm sure this is an alien life form. I'll need to teleport it to the lab and have it analyzed. On second thought ... I had better analyze it myself. I doubt if there are any Earthlings who know the correct protocol.


The Earthlings primitive attempts at cloning are getting on my nerves!


I may have to abort my mission if I continue to mutate.


Beam me up Big Cheese. This primitive mode of transportation is the last straw.

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